Last night, to ring in the New Year, I had an old dream. For the record, there are two recurring dreams that I have. One is that I am just super casually pooping in public and realize too late that such behavior is social suicide. In these dreams, I am without fail approached enthusiastically by […]

Any day now Paddy expects me to send him an autographed copy of my book. The book—a novella actually—is brilliantly titled An Asshole Among Us. It details the story of Paddy’s Prince Charming-like entrance into my life and the uncharacteristic bonds he made with my wily children; there is a long, slow middle (I only skimmed this […]